CW: Humorous use of gunshot sound effect close to 53:30 in the podcast. Feel free to skip everything after the reviews. 

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Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.
Wooden Door Slamming Open by krnash via Freesound.org
Browning Hi-Power gandgun being cocked x5 by seroxt_onin via Freesound.org
Gunshot Pitch A by andrest2003 via freesound.org